23 points

I ran so well today that I did 45 minutes this time.

Then I rushed home for a shower cause I had a meeting for pictures.

Well it turned out it was to do porn pictures and I had already given my business card. I could not retrieve it. Too bad.

The whole thing lasted 1h15 and it was really funny to see how it was hard to make him tell me what he was expecting from me. When it eventually came out of his mouth I remained sooooo cool. I am impressed. Anyway it is going to cost him an arm and a leg to show me his little thingy. the best is that he knows he has a beautiful body. Ok ladies, you know at first glance despite the clothes when a man has a beautiful body right? Well I could not be as sure as he is.

I mean it was not to make porn pics exactly, it was to make pictures that will get him in this industry because he really believes in his potential you know girls? I mean every time he sees a woman he just want to f*ck her one way or another.

Er....Man do you realize that those adult movies actors are not just pervs but have real physical abilities? I mean you just told me that you can't do it when you're tired well movies are not going to be made when you're in shape, you have to be in shape for the movie and that's all.

My gosh....

And the best was that he was so stupid. I mean he did not understand a word out of two that came out of my mouth and we are supposed to both speak French. I should have guessed it was a bad idea when I had him on the phone and he had the same stupid accent as my ex.

Anyway, hope you had a great laugh.